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Key jetted off to Los Angeles in the fall of 2024 and stayed sane by writing poems and talking to Emily Juniper on the phone. She then did the honourable thing and designed this stuff, lovingly filling the pages of a beautifully-sized green book. Amongst the glitz and glamour of twenty-first century Hollywood, we can view Key's crazy adventures and infinitesimal moments of loneliness. A hymn to laundrettes and dive bars, a come-and-get-me plea to Audrey Hepburn or frankly any of the greats. This is Key and Juniper's fourth book and, judging by how emotionally and creatively reliant they are on one another these days, there will be another four coming down the tracks. BUY HERE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/a8b925db-2bda-4390-943e-790477d1ddc8/Chaptersmockup3dbook_9e379886-1b1f-41fc-8bd4-f0faee83fddb.jpg Shop - CHAPTERS Tim Key got ants in his pants and has written an anthology of poetry. It is his least ambitious project to date. A slim book of the crap he’s been churning out over the past eighteen months. BUY HERE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/f4a2c339-758b-4909-bcca-a161923fd578/TK2072Large.jpg Shop - playing card prints Tim has been writing poems for two decades. Fleeting, irreverent ideas, tawdry little vignettes, they’ve underpinned his live and written work since he scribbled down his first, on a scrap of paper, on a bus in 2004. All the while he’s been printing these poems out on labels, and sticking the labels to playing cards. These are what he takes to his audiences. Reading them out, throwing them down onto a beer-soaked stage, walking on them, gathering them up, drying them off, and repeat. Now, finally, these have been turned into giant size prints courtesy of Stowe Gallery. 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BUY HERE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1583430893699-4QQ48LC8NFNXR0UA54RI/image-05-03-20-16-01.jpeg Shop - Tim Key’s Poetical Playing Cards. 53 Lush Playing Cards designed by sickeningly talented Emily Juniper. Not currently available for purchase. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/f629ca3c-6e52-4b3a-b309-cf34ceffa61d/Orangebookwebphoto.jpeg Shop - here we go round the mulberry bush Key’s last book saw him stuffed up the a in Lockdown One. This new book takes place in Lockdown Three. This time Key can make Government-sanctioned expeditions out onto the streets of London (remember?). And it is there that the inaction takes place. BUY HERE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1618146733161-DKZNMHH6IR6KR1KZGCGK/IMG_1647.jpeg Shop - He Used thought as a wIfe Times Bestseller. Amazon Bestseller. “It’s as if Keys absurdist vers libre is the art form that lockdown has been looking for” - The Guardian. BUY HERE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1583595465647-9OKU6WCSQO3B1U096TKA/image-07-03-20-15-19-1.jpeg Shop - Instructions, Guidelines, tutelage, suggestions, and examples etc: an attempted book by tim key (and descriptions/convers-ations/a piece about a moth). BUY HERE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1583594954784-WA8VKF87GFR2TU6MWH1H/image-07-03-20-15-26.jpeg Shop - the incomplete tim key. "Key locates the spot where poetry, comedy and art intersect, picnics there pleasurably, then takes a crap on it." (Adam Buxton) BUY HERE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1583595002985-NY0AU7323Q5DEG68KS1C/image-07-03-20-15-24.jpeg Shop - 25 Poems, 3 Recipes and 32 Other Suggestions. (An Inventory). The first book. 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The first edition sold out mega quick - now available as a second edition of the original prints, with illustrations by Emily Juniper. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/2c49fb13-ad45-4381-be14-a94a3f552eb1/Limited+Edition+Print+2.png Shop - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://www.timkey.co.uk/2-col-layout daily 0.75 2017-10-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508155127101-6UJ81LC8MNSKH1TJJEIB/tim-about.jpg About https://www.timkey.co.uk/contact daily 0.75 2025-06-27 https://www.timkey.co.uk/shows-1 daily 0.75 2026-04-02 https://www.timkey.co.uk/the-columns daily 0.75 2017-10-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508149542734-KCY7E0BT6D1LOHN03REL/image-asset.jpeg The Columns https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508240938407-U6OS7WAA77SALWZ6B6PP/engraved.jpg The Columns https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508240791508-AKNZOJS4CHY0SLO6N9UF/cinema.jpg The Columns https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508240319646-3R6MGKK85V0GGLFEDS7P/licking.jpg The Columns https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508240175375-OFO4XQXG95U5B4YLW162/tongue.jpg The Columns https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508240035346-CA44KOPTWEEST9KYGFZI/pineapple.jpg The Columns https://www.timkey.co.uk/megadate daily 0.75 2018-06-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1516552569201-CSGDB2GT3LAY1YY22BR7/arcola+2.jpg Megadate https://www.timkey.co.uk/radio daily 0.75 2025-06-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508772089103-PC9R3Z31SJKZDQBMELO6/daniil-kharms-4df70dc2cd293.jpg Listen - Tim Key delves into daniil kharms and that’s all. Daniil Kharms (1905-1942) is one of Russia's great lost absurdists - a writer whose world still alarms, shocks and bewitches more than half a century after he died in prison during the siege of Leningrad. Listen on BBC SOUNDS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508840080411-KL956UVZWLZG46PBQ0HW/KeyBasden.jpg Listen - Tim key’s late night poetry programme. Key tries to do his poems. Lord plays guitar underneath and can’t understand how the fuck Key got the commission. With Tom Basden and Katy Wix. Listen to all five series on BBC SOUNDS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1584650572404-5JN8SKE6H0AECF5VAQS1/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fimgres%3Fimgurl%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fimages-na.ssl-images-amazon.com%252Fimages%252FI%252F81B0nuQQGuS.jpg%26imgrefurl%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.amazon.co.uk%252FCowards-BBC-Audio-Tom-Basden%252Fdp%252F1408400553%26tbnid%3D7sSVcN5JelHerM%26vet%3D12ahUKEwj9paLksafoAhUcPhoKHcQmBtcQMygEegUIARDKAQ..i%26docid%3DK0Rt4MhYAqWNWM%26w%3D1417%26h%3D1411%26q%3Dcowards%2520comedy%26ved%3D2ahUKEwj9paLksafoAhUcPhoKHcQmBtcQMygEegUIARDKAQ Listen - cowards. We made tons of these but I don’t think they quite broke onto the Internet. They’re on Amazon in an obsolete format somewhere. Here, at least, is a sketch. This sort of thing. On YOUTUBE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508771647718-IXZ3AVVH1B1L89NIDWDI/Gogol-Wife.jpg Listen - TIm key and gogol’s overcoat. Tim Key spins a surreal tale of one of Russian fiction’s greatest short stories, whilst contending with his own filfthy disgrace of a jacket. With contributions from Alexei Sayle and John Motson. Listen on BBC SOUNDS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508771776642-4XZEKS5JHCRX7V9J5QP1/Easy-USSR-Vol-2-Vyacheslav-Mescherin-299-1.jpg Listen - Tim Key’s easy USSR Key tries his damnedest to get to bottom of Vyacheslav Mescherin, 70’s Soviet Union’s favourite lounge music alchemist. Along the way he chats to a Cosmonaut and says five words in Russian. Listen on YOUTUBE.. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1508772050391-QOG7HHGP1NVO47UUY5RS/artworks-000163942422-6803oj-t500x500.jpg Listen - tim key’s suspended sentence. Truths universally acknowledged. Clocks striking thirteen. Bests and worsts of times. A truly great opening line can make a novel iconic. But what makes these famous first sentences sing to us? Listen on BBC SOUNDS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1584653228550-J2UOD7LPPG43ALXAMYZD/image.jpg Listen - all bar luke. Mm. I did three series of this and now it has evaporated. I still have it though. I think I can send it to you though if you ask nicely. The last episode I am VERY proud of. I can dig out a CD if you want to listen. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1584653808917-KX9WJGLB2GNOKJ2JJ5NV/image.png Listen - Adam buxton’s podcast. I went on Adam Buxton’s podcast and we wandered around a gallery and discussed various things and I then we had a pint of beer in a beer garden near Chancery lane. Listen on ADAM’S WEBSITE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1584654154402-MVM6RCRO3MBULB43XHW9/image.png Listen - The Horne Section Podcast. I love The Horne Section. They had me on their show. Listen on ACAST. https://www.timkey.co.uk/new-page-1 daily 0.75 2025-06-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/5033b1e7-9576-4adf-af37-d3aa1107d4a6/ezgif-565c21436543b5.jpg New Book - l.a. baby! Amongst the glitz and glamour of twenty-first century Hollywood, we can view Key's crazy adventures and infinitesimal moments of loneliness. A hymn to laundrettes and dive bars, a come-and-get-me plea to Audrey Hepburn or frankly any of the greats. This is Key and Juniper's fourth book and, judging by how emotionally and creatively reliant they are on one another these days, there will be another four coming down the tracks. https://www.timkey.co.uk/new-page-2 daily 0.75 2025-06-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1584661369548-652EM902L97O9X679GKQ/39ABDEA1-CBE6-46D6-87DF-461BA302BEFC.JPG The Cards https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1584661372562-KGD50E0WMFN5A872ATBO/3614E643-4B6D-4936-8F3A-38F63991506E.JPG The Cards https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1584661453595-KF86TWTD66J39VG1BI3H/3CC82030-CDE8-446C-A4E1-8A19212EC791.JPG The Cards https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1584661446596-CG7CLJNUQBDTCGWG7YU7/916B2359-7E40-45D6-A8FC-347CB2EBECF7.JPG The Cards https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585038348994-K5E54U5T4A1WUZY686D3/0001.jpg The Cards - a review of the cards. Here is a review of the cards, which we were very pleased with. It was written by Key and of course designed by Emily Juniper, and it’s fine to write a review of your own cards. https://www.timkey.co.uk/new-page-3 daily 0.75 2025-06-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585040510481-82GKKE5BH9E8VJU6A88I/image-24-03-20-08-59.jpeg Archive - MEGADATE. 2018. Key going on about a fantastical date. Costume changes, films (by JVT), poems about thwarted romances. Scored by Tariverdiev. My dad’s favourite. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585040038665-6WIRNI6C61VDIK0P8ZK8/image-24-03-20-08-52-1.jpeg Archive - SINGLE WHITE SLUT. 2016. The dancing show. Bed on the stage, twenty minutes in dancer emerged, had a dance, disappeared. Then lots of poems and a story about Anne Hathaway. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585040056352-EPF1AGYYYXD7Y2ZYXC4A/image-24-03-20-08-52.jpeg Archive - Masterslut. 2013. A hymn to baths basically. Smutty playing cards, diving into the tub, dripping onto the mic, that sort of thing. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585046553073-WR7CSOYIPY3KENMCXOAL/IMG_6647.JPG Archive - Chrimbo bimbo. 2010- An annualish Christmas show. It’s been wobbling along since about 2010 or something, with a few years off here and there and the occasional name change. Christmas poems. Mulled wine. Poor stuff. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585040484623-KR4OPDJ6SP8YWQHSC9Z8/image-24-03-20-08-59-1.jpeg Archive - SLUTCRACKER. 2010. Poetry, film, shambles. Carried a conductor’s baton throughout. Nice big scar in the poster. Won the Edinburgh Comedy Award with it lol. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585046753405-8E1I92CQP6DGVIDI5AV1/IMG_8486.jpg Archive - The slut in the hut. 2007. The first poetry show. First collaboration with The Invisible Dot. Not the finished article at this stage. Few walk-outs to be fair. Some lovely stuff, trying to work out how to do it. Just thinking about those walkouts again. Chilling actually. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585044868258-IVLWKO7AWTPWRG7HI0AL/IMG_6645.jpg Archive - Luke and stella. 2004. My first solo show. A play. I can’t find it any more. Stefan Golaszewski directed it. 1000 people saw it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585039700854-ZO8TPVYHBCZ2UK279HAM/image-24-03-20-08-47.jpeg Archive - ART. 2016. This is a play I did at The Old Vic in 2016. It was bloody hard actually but also an amazing experience, I was lucky to be chosen for the job. Rufus Sewell and Paul Ritter are, to be fair, phenomenal actors. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585039276953-J7AF7JQEV1RXYLRLFOO6/image-24-03-20-08-40.jpeg Archive - TREE. 2014. This is a play I did with Daniel Kitson in about 2014. It was a lot of fun even though Daniel’s not one of the great drinkers. Once we he had half a shandy that maybe had a teaspoon of beer in it and the rest lemonade and then he lied down across three seats. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585043180921-NMTGXR3NHQ1PXFY4QVPF/image-24-03-20-09-45.jpeg Archive - we need answers. 2010. Drunken, midnight, mucky mayhem show in Edinburgh. Quite amazingly got picked up by TV. The live one was something else though, trust me. Mark drank a lot of red wine to be fair to the guy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585041943886-DRQ14Q9BD8S1RULQQUA0/IMG_6639.JPG Archive - party. 2009. One of the great plays. Written by Tom Basden back in the day, it’s about five clueless plonkerellis who start a political party in their shed. Also a lot of fun to do. Directed by the great Phillip Breen, too. Transformed into a radio show in the end, again penned by Basden’s industrious hand. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585042404875-STVVGL3F79PT1DRBV21F/image-24-03-20-09-29.jpeg Archive - freeze. 2005- Slapdash double-act with Tom Basden. Unpredictable as to when it occurs. Usually starts with the same sketch. On hold, but we’re not done. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585042525989-MIC1LBEY9X5KBH9KP7A3/image-24-03-20-09-33.jpeg Archive - cowards. 2005-2010. One of the greats. Basden, Key, Golaszewski, Woolf. The times of all. Hen & Chickens/Pleasance Attic axis. Where we learned to write. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d098a846c3c42a7baa67a8/1585047364688-BUS0IR5UEFHLTB83Q1TX/IMG_5235.jpg Archive - Making fish laugh. 2003. Alex Horne used to have me in his shows working the acetates, and I’d also get a mic so I could throw in zingers. We still work together and recently went to the pub together and it was a riot.